Dad, where's your hair?

I was playing with Madi in the living room as we were supposed to be getting ready for church. I told her "we gotta do our hair now," to which she replied, "Dad, your hair is all gone. You better go find it."

I tried to explain that my hair wasn't lost, it was just gone forever, but she told me, "you gotta get some more. Just go get some."

If only things were that easy...